Thursday, April 7, 2022

B. A. D. Movie of the Week - Bad Johnson

Bad Johnson (2014)

Directed by Huck Botko

Screenplay by Jeff Tetreault

Stars: Cam Gigandet, Jaime Chung, Nick Thune, Katherine Cunnngham and Kevin Miller

All right. I have decided to change the name of "Terrible Movie Thursday" into "Baffling. Atrocious. Disaster. Movie of the Week."

This movie. Oh, boy. This is the epitome of B.A.D. material. I heard of this movie a couple of years ago when the screenwriter was making the rounds around the gay scene a couple of years ago. Heard that that he was a big homophobe, so that's not a good thing. Anyway, there was a movie made about his one and only feature length script.

This "romantic comedy" is about a typical fuckboy player, Rich (Gigandet) who thinks he is the shit because he's a personal trainer, somewhat attractive and let's his dick do the thinking. One day, he wishes that his dick would go away and his wish comes true. His dick becomes a person (Thune).

I hate these movies where the straight guy threats women like sex objects or dumb sluts. I know the bad guy of the movie is The Penis, but the whole movie was bad. No logic. When Rich's penis leaves, he has nothing there-- Ken doll privates-- the question is "How does he pee?" He doesn't go to the doctor to get a catheter. It was lazy writing. The ending of the movie was asinine.

Stay away from this movie.


Rating: 1/10

 

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